Courtesy of JCH we have another nutter-mail. This guy wants to warn us that the Earth will fall into Null Space (whatever that means) and he uses some curious combination of scripture, maths and incoherent ranting to prove it! Here is his first page:
Clear? Great! Let's see what else he has to say. Near the top of the second page we find a list of definitions, with the following disclaimer:
[If you have not determined these definitions intuitively from the first page, you have synthesized (short-circuited) the objective/subjective thought paradox; and you're using a closed system of analysis]
then a few lines further down one of the definitions is:
"(x/-)* > (+/-)/(-/+) > [(+)/(-)]/[(-)/(+)]": An truncated representation of First Space polarized. The purpose of this representation is to show initial mass displacements to individuals who still use a closed system of analysis (i.e., indiviuals who have rationalize the objective/subjective thought paradox).
Well I certainly failed to 'determine these definitions intuitively"! Especially since none of the symbols are even defined anywhere in the text. I guess this means I have rationalized the objective subjective thought paradox. Oh no! Whatever should I do?
Thankfully in the concluding paragraphs (titled "Galactic Adventure") we're given a hint. Go and read the Bible. If I ever feel the urge to denaturalize my objective/subjective thought paradox at least I know where to start.
We are left with one final thought:
"If you complete some of the math sequences, send me a note. I will accept and use donations"
Thanks again to JCH who never fails to forward on the best crank emails.
Clear? Great! Let's see what else he has to say. Near the top of the second page we find a list of definitions, with the following disclaimer:
[If you have not determined these definitions intuitively from the first page, you have synthesized (short-circuited) the objective/subjective thought paradox; and you're using a closed system of analysis]
then a few lines further down one of the definitions is:
"(x/-)* > (+/-)/(-/+) > [(+)/(-)]/[(-)/(+)]": An truncated representation of First Space polarized. The purpose of this representation is to show initial mass displacements to individuals who still use a closed system of analysis (i.e., indiviuals who have rationalize the objective/subjective thought paradox).
Well I certainly failed to 'determine these definitions intuitively"! Especially since none of the symbols are even defined anywhere in the text. I guess this means I have rationalized the objective subjective thought paradox. Oh no! Whatever should I do?
Thankfully in the concluding paragraphs (titled "Galactic Adventure") we're given a hint. Go and read the Bible. If I ever feel the urge to denaturalize my objective/subjective thought paradox at least I know where to start.
We are left with one final thought:
"If you complete some of the math sequences, send me a note. I will accept and use donations"
Thanks again to JCH who never fails to forward on the best crank emails.
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