Once in a while, I'll be sitting at the bus stop, or on the bus/train, or just be walking behind someone talking to their friend in the street, and all of a sudden, I'll hear someone say something that they clearly only wanted their companion to hear. This can provide a great deal of entertainment, particularly if you hear it completely out of context. The popularity of mobile phones has increased how often this happens immensely- in fact, often its even better if you can't hear the other half of the conversation. People seem to think that, if they have their ear attached to a transmitting device, no one else in the world can hear them.
I was therefore please to come across this:
Here is a guy who travels by the London Underground on a regular basis, and makes a note of the funny/strange things people say when they don't realise anyone else is listening. Its a brillian insight into how people's brains work- especially the flyaway comments that people say almost to themselves.
Some of my favourites:
You can sit on my lap but behave yourself and stop waving your arms at me.
(Here I have an image of a nutter going crazy in front of an old granny, who finally concedes to his requests).
I don't think you can class Greggs as a patisserie.
If I had known he was German I wouldn't have bothered.
I don't smell like Marlboro Lights, I smell like Camels.
He's got really arrogant since he got his Motorhead jacket. He doesn't want to know me anymore.
Letitia isn't fat fat. She's chunky. She's quite curvy. She used to be fat. I suppose she's fat.
Friendly bacteria can fuck right off.
The pictures some of these conjure up are brilliant. If your feeling a bit bored, have a quick look, see if you can find some classics.
I was therefore please to come across this:
Here is a guy who travels by the London Underground on a regular basis, and makes a note of the funny/strange things people say when they don't realise anyone else is listening. Its a brillian insight into how people's brains work- especially the flyaway comments that people say almost to themselves.
Some of my favourites:
You can sit on my lap but behave yourself and stop waving your arms at me.
(Here I have an image of a nutter going crazy in front of an old granny, who finally concedes to his requests).
I don't think you can class Greggs as a patisserie.
If I had known he was German I wouldn't have bothered.
I don't smell like Marlboro Lights, I smell like Camels.
He's got really arrogant since he got his Motorhead jacket. He doesn't want to know me anymore.
Letitia isn't fat fat. She's chunky. She's quite curvy. She used to be fat. I suppose she's fat.
Friendly bacteria can fuck right off.
The pictures some of these conjure up are brilliant. If your feeling a bit bored, have a quick look, see if you can find some classics.
