I have the best record collection ever, here are a few highlights:

Recently I have been practicing ESP and have been met with great success, I can now "remote view" any location on Earth. My new power of consciousness projection gets used mainly for spying on ladies

I don't want to ruin the surprise for you so you'll need to highlight the following text to find out exactly where the dead are: "They are rotting in the ground; their souls lost in the redemptionless megavoid"

The music of the lesbian power authority is very soothing

This music is not so soothing.

This album promises "A witty comparison of masculine and feminine outlooks". It actually contains thinly veiled sexism and misogny. Pretty much the best album ever
Disclaimer: I don't actually own any of these albums, they are stolen from Thrift Store Art. You should visit, it is a very nice site. I would really like a copy of the last album, just to find out what a catholic priest from the 50's has to say about the role of women in the household.
Recently I have been practicing ESP and have been met with great success, I can now "remote view" any location on Earth. My new power of consciousness projection gets used mainly for spying on ladies
I don't want to ruin the surprise for you so you'll need to highlight the following text to find out exactly where the dead are: "They are rotting in the ground; their souls lost in the redemptionless megavoid"
The music of the lesbian power authority is very soothing
This music is not so soothing.
This album promises "A witty comparison of masculine and feminine outlooks". It actually contains thinly veiled sexism and misogny. Pretty much the best album ever
Disclaimer: I don't actually own any of these albums, they are stolen from Thrift Store Art. You should visit, it is a very nice site. I would really like a copy of the last album, just to find out what a catholic priest from the 50's has to say about the role of women in the household.