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Just looked over the site statistics for google keywords that lead to me, the results are just as baffling as usual:

multi-chambered bong
how to drill a lock
"world's rarest medical condition"
tupperware yoghurt
cat "bleeding from mouth" cat
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hero's fountain video
david, oh how the mighty
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Can anybody think of any advertisers I should approach with these keywords?