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Feared by the Bad; Loved by the Good


by CMB

Part three in my series of crimes that people deserve to get away with is here. In summary:

A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.

The gang members seemingly take delight in injecting humour into their raids, which rely on sheer numbers and the confusion caused by their presence. After they plundered Kobe beef fillets, champagne and smoked salmon from a gourmet store on the exclusive Elbastrasse, they presented the cashier with a bouquet of flowers before making their getaway.


What can I say? These guys are 110% awesome. I imagine that their heists look a little like this

Well... obviously you've got to swap the viking on a horse for a shop assistant, and the forest for a shop, and Robin Hood for a bunch of german anarchists, and the knight riding behind them for... oh fuck it. It's not really the same at all, is it? I just wanted an excuse to post that picture.

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