Dragonforce are metal as fuck. Seriously. Metal. As. Fuck. It's like they're channeling the very spirit of Iron Maiden and Megadeth. To help everybody appreciate exactly how metal dragonforce are I've created the following metal checklist:
Dragonforce make me want to capitalise RANDOM words and say things like BODACIOUS because they're just THAT awesome. Also they LOOK like this:
I challenge you not to find this to be the most toally awesome video you've ever seen. Just look at it, every single thing is perfect, from the closeups of their hands whilst they're doing solos, to the guy just drinking beer throughout, to the v-shaped guitar, to the weird heavy metal pose and facial gestures that they pull. BADICAL!
Dragonforce - Through Fire and Flames
Dragonforce - Valley of the Damned
- Big hair? check.
- Lyrics about dragons and goblins and shit? check.
- Trousers that are slightly too tight? check.
- V shaped guitars? check.
- Solos so awesome they make your eyes bleed? check
- Headbanging? check.
- Fans permanantly throwing the devil horns gesture? check.
- Spinal Tap style retarded sexuality? check.
- Absurd song titles? check.
- Cheesy album covers? check.
- ROCKUMENTARY? check.
Dragonforce make me want to capitalise RANDOM words and say things like BODACIOUS because they're just THAT awesome. Also they LOOK like this:
I challenge you not to find this to be the most toally awesome video you've ever seen. Just look at it, every single thing is perfect, from the closeups of their hands whilst they're doing solos, to the guy just drinking beer throughout, to the v-shaped guitar, to the weird heavy metal pose and facial gestures that they pull. BADICAL!
Dragonforce - Through Fire and Flames
Dragonforce - Valley of the Damned
